Guest Napper #197: Sibling Save

It’s not like we’ve never had a cart nap before.

It’s not like we’ve never had a sibling cart nap before.

However, you gotta love how this older brother is totally in the zone of RESPECT THE NAP.

Hush your mouths, noisy shoppers!

Hush your mouths, noisy shoppers!

Personally, I’d buy this kid whatever raft of sugary cereal he wanted on this trip to Costco, because this is a young man who knows the value of a silent shopping trip. Aye, there be nap pirates about, and they be hungry for revenge.

SHHHHHHH!  Shhhhhhh.  Be still, people of Costco.

A quiet bargain is the best bargain of all.

 

 

Guest Napper #196: Best Naptress

It looks like one silk-clad lady didn’t quite make it to the red carpet last night, although she’s got a nice assortment of other rugs there.

Of course, she’s not even walking, so there’s that.

child asleep on tile

I’d like to thank my mom for making sure the bathroom floor was always clean…

Her outfit (which is quite charming, in my pedestrian opinion) is wasted on you people, when she should have been getting her $80,000 swag bag and photo bombing A-listers.

I will say, though, she’s a photo crasher, at very least. I’m sure a great number of the Oscar attendees are doing something like this right now on the floors of their own bathrooms at home. We hope they’re at home.

Despite missing the show, I’d say this little lady is “Alright, alright, alright.” Until next year…

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Have you got your tickets to BlogU yet? I’ll be there!

 

Guest Napper #195: Downhill ZZZing

With the Olympics beginning, I’d like to revive my call to create an event for napping. We’ve had flexible nappers. We’ve had daring nappers. We’ve had multi-tasking nappers. Some naps just exceed our expectations. I call this original twist a TEN!

Did Ralph Lauren design this uniform?

Did Ralph Lauren design this uniform?

I think this boy must have gotten one of those Sochi rooms that has no bed.

Let’s cheer on our talented nappers! They deserve our support. Enjoy the games!

Guest Napper #194: Polar Snore-tex

Since we in the mid-Atlantic, apparently, have a Polar Plunge weather system approaching, it seemed appropriate to post this nap. After all, it’s best just to jump into freezing water all at once.

Feet-first never pays.

baby asleep

I’m not sure about the form…

Stay warm out there, folks.

And make sure you get that last loaf of bread before someone else does.