Guest Napper #121 – Snoozin’ on Seatbelt

Okay, parents. Can we be real? My kids are 3 and 5 and how did I somehow take on a full-time job as a soccer mom when my kids don’t play soccer?

We have two kids in half-day school…opposite halves of the day. Then I have appointments and more appointments and swimming lessons and my part-time job. And sometimes I am expected to empty the dishwasher and iron clothes.

The nerve.

And, yeah, my 3yo has more than a few short naps in the car, because who the heck knows when we will be home again? You wanna make somethin’ of it? Huh? HUH?!

Well. If I could take a nap in the car, I would. And this is how it would probably look.

If you sleep funny, your nose will stay that way…just sayin’…

Who was the young adult fiction hero of my past who jonesed after a perfect little turned-up nose? Well, tell her I’ve got her solution. In the FUTURE…

Keep mobile and carry on, folks. I’ll be taking calls in the CR-V.

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