Category Archives: Napping

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Guest Napper #197: Sibling Save

It’s not like we’ve never had a cart nap before. It’s not like we’ve never had a sibling cart nap before. However, you gotta love how this older brother is totally in the zone of RESPECT THE NAP. Personally, I’d buy this kid whatever raft of sugary cereal he wanted on this trip to Costco, …

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Guest Napper #196: Best Naptress

It looks like one silk-clad lady didn’t quite make it to the red carpet last night, although she’s got a nice assortment of other rugs there. Of course, she’s not even walking, so there’s that. Her outfit (which is quite charming, in my pedestrian opinion) is wasted on you people, when she should have been …

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Did Ralph Lauren design this uniform?

Guest Napper #195: Downhill ZZZing

With the Olympics beginning, I’d like to revive my call to create an event for napping. We’ve had flexible nappers. We’ve had daring nappers. We’ve had multi-tasking nappers. Some naps just exceed our expectations. I call this original twist a TEN! I think this boy must have gotten one of those Sochi rooms that has …

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Guest Napper #194: Polar Snore-tex

baby asleep

Since we in the mid-Atlantic, apparently, have a Polar Plunge weather system approaching, it seemed appropriate to post this nap. After all, it’s best just to jump into freezing water all at once. Feet-first never pays. Stay warm out there, folks. And make sure you get that last loaf of bread before someone else does.