Guest Napper #119 – Pooped by Pageantry

When I see how this little guy collapsed so near to this cabinet of pageant beauties, I wonder if these dolled-up runway creatures are not modern-day sirens…forcing us all to crash upon the rocks like the doomed sailors of olde. Watch out, Honey Boo Boo fans. Ronan was no match for the glitter. ¬†You may…