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Guest Napper #55: SHHHH! I’m Shopping!
Naps Happen ♦ December 23, 2011 ♦ 2 Comments
I just got back from Wegmans. At 9 a.m., the entire produce section was like a piranha feeding frenzy. The olive bar resembled a game of Duck, Duck, Goose, with patrons circling the kalamatas like anxious predators. Tense shoppers parked their carts in gridlocked spots around the cheese island, looking like they need a Valium …
