Guest Napper #205: Beary Delicious

Personally, I’ve never been one to get up in the middle of a good snooze and get a snack. I’ve also never fallen asleep in my food. I’ve also never eaten my lovey. No, wait. That’s a cereal bear…I mean a cereal BAR, right? Well, anyone who ever played Oregon Trail knows you have to…

Minecraft Crash: Creeper Edition

The kids…they are crazy for Minecraft! Apparently, after wandering the countryside, touchily exploding on folks, these Creeper things need a break, too. It’s not easy being green. My youngest appears to have tucked his Creeper in for a little nap, using his baby blanket. I mean, Creepers are probably misunderstood. Who knows why they explode…

Naps Happen in Uniform

Happy Veterans Day to my dad, who served the Air Force faithfully for 26 years. As you can see, he did every job well, and it was pretty tiring… Our heartfelt thanks to all the men and women who serve. You deserve a break.

Guest Nappers #203 and 204: Positraction

Don’t you hate it how your kids never behave for you, and then they’re just perfect angels for NANA? Because we all know children are sweetest when they’re asleep. Jeannette from Mommy Needs a Martini sent me this infuriating photo of her children, who seem to have walked through their Nana’s door and instantly and…