Just Like a Junior Associate…

I remember those nights as an assistant account executive, when I’d be nearly falling asleep at my computer in my cubicle, running on a dinner of buttered microwave popcorn.

You shouldn't sleep at your computer.

Mostly, I tried to make sure I remembered my pants, of course.  And I never stayed there all night.   Ten points to people who can find Blue Puppy in this picture.  Poor puppy.

...it's not ergonomically sound.

Also, of course, I always try to remember not to fall asleep on my farm animal puzzles, no matter how comfy they may seem.

But it’s good that William is such a hard worker, right?

The Sweet Strains of Slumber

On tour too long...

We have this keyboard that plays one hundred muzak songs, ranging from the Wedding March to “Everything I Do, I Do it For You” (unfortunately).  William went through a stage where he would sit for…literally…an hour or more and sway to the music at top volume.  Apparently, this stuff could be bottled and sold to insomniacs.  Bryan Adams + Muzak = zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Who Says Men Can’t Multi-task?

Eat and Sleep. Eat and Sleep.

Why waste valuable time when you could accomplish two things at once?  Judging by the spillage, however, he might need a little more practice before adding milk.

Cheerio!

Guest Napper #1

From what I gather, this innocent-looking dog despised children prior to having to live with one.  As seen here, the dog is now cozying up…plotting?  Scheming?

Keep your friends close and your enemies...closer

Thanks to Brenna from suburbansnapshots.com for this one!